So....this is how it works.....you start taking notice that your closest friends are all on some kind of a health kick.
One joined a gym.
One lost weight and works out religously and now even Chico's doesn't make a small enough size for her ( I hate you Bonnie !) .....
and one (who was always a vegetarian) is now a RAW vegan...like what IS this world coming to ?
I mean really.... aren't M and M's a staple ? You can't even tempt these people.
Now understand...the Lenster and I have a beautiful clubhouse where we live with a full gym & workout room. I take visiting company there to see it. And I rave about it....but.. I never go.
WHY? you ask....well...I'm not going anywhere without my hair & makeup done so whatz the point.
I don't want anyone at the gym to see the 'real" me. That's for movie stars in the Enquirer magazine...see the real Suze Weinberg without her makeup on. Damn...scary thought.
I remember when Dee Gruenig was visiting me once and we walked past the workout room at the clubhouse and one of the ladies who was in there exercising came flying out the door screaming (to Dee) "I know you.....I've seen you on TV..oh my God...you're on TV". Dee looked good.
So, that ought to give you the general gist.
So...The Lenster and I went to Sears and bought a treadmill.
It's in the bedroom where no one can see me but the cats.
It even folds up so I can put it away & not spoil the illusion when company comes.
WHAT....YOU THOUGHT I WOULD SHOW ME ON IT...GET A GRIP !
Okay...I think we need more houses....from CHA...
Here's Becky Olsens
This from Teresa Collins
and this from Amy Powers
and now....let me "turn you on" to one of my oldest friends. This quirky young man and I have known each other for ions and he has a hilarious blog (I love his sense of humor and the way he writes ) and a great stamp line...
check out Mark Jetton and his "Deadbeat Designs"
spend the five bucks..get his REAL paper catalog.
and you MUST tune into Kims Idol Audition on the Bonnie Hunt Show cause I laughed my ass off.
That would be the ass that's going on the treadmill right now..